Tubenquetscher · Sex au Naturel

Took me two minutes to snap it on my tube, and now I’m getting every bit of the lube out instead of tossing a half-full tube. The grip is solid enough that it doesn’t slip, and I’ve already cut my waste significantly.

Every aluminum tube in my bathroom now ends up completely flattened before I toss it, and it takes about ten seconds to set up. The grip is solid enough that even the stiffest ointment tubes don't fight back. Honestly, it's made me feel a little smug every time I recycle one.

The key actually grips the tube tightly enough that I stopped wrestling with the crimped end entirely, and the waste reduction is real—my last tube of ointment gave me three extra applications. It’s a small tool but it does exactly what it promises, no fuss.